The chart moved.
We did not.
FLOPOSSUM is a meme about that very specific feeling when you open your portfolio and suddenly become furniture. No heroic origin story. Just a deeply alarmed possum and a den full of people who get the joke.
See red.
Open chart. Regret opening chart.
Assume the position.
Paws up. Tail curled. Emotional support floor.
Find the Den.
Bring memes. Leave guaranteed returns outside.
Current condition: visibly concerned.